Kissing combat / smooching slaughter / macking melee / tonguing tussle
The year is 6969. High above the clouds in the french alps, a hermetic order of monks practice tirelessly to perfect the cutthroat and sensual art of FRENCH KISS COMBAT. Meanwhile, in a secret skunkworks a mile underneath the frozen surface of Siberia, the "Sons of Lister" conduct illegal genetic experiments on pigs to improve tongue elasticity and saliva control. Roving gangs of kissy-faced teenagers terrorize New York; a city where children have to wear chastity belts over their mouths just to go to school. Make Out Point is now called THE BLOOD BOWL.
Welcome to hell. Will you kiss like a girl? Or will you die like a dog?
Song credit:
"Just Nasty" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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