Andrew reaches in his pocket to check his phone for the weather. It's been a long day working inside and he doesn't even remember what the temperature was when he parked his car. He opens his mainstream weather app and is greeted by mediocre graphics and fancy loading screen.
He just wants to know the weather.
He taps on his city, and before the display pops up, an ad from the app's sponsors appears.
He just wants to know the weather..
After the ad finally goes away, the app stops and asks for ratings on the app store.
HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW THE F*CKING WEATHER!!
Getting tired of mainstream bullshit that focuses more on looking pretty than functionality?
Tired of app developers trying to pocket all of your loose change?
Do you just want to know the f*cking weather?!
Download the fucking weather today!
**IF YOU WANT TO ADD TO THE WITTY REMARKS, SEND ME AN EMAIL WITH THEM AND I WILL PLACE THEM IN THE NEXT RELEASE!**
WARNING: THERE ARE NO CENSORS FOR THIS APP. DO NOT USE AROUND GRANDMA
Instructions:
-Tap the globe or settings to set your location.
-Make sure you know the difference between a City Name and a Zip Code.
-Now you know the f*cking weather!
Known Issues:
-This app uses Openweathermap.org to pull weather data. Openweathermap sucks, so sometimes it takes a few refreshes to pull the right data.
-The location data does not save in the text fields, so if you want to change your location or units, you have to re-enter your location. This will be fixed in the next release.
-The app sounds mess up if you spam the refresh button. Don't do that. Or do, I don't care.
License Information:
This app is open source and uses the Do What The F*ck You Want To public license:
http://sam.zoy.org/wtfpl/COPYING
All resources are public domain or Attribute 3.
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